The unpublished Engadget article REDUX

After several friendly and appologetic exchanges, the article I did for engadget.com probably won't see the light of day. It either got lost in the shuffle, I'm guessing, or ... is just too wacky to make it fit with the site. (It's ok fellas.)
SO, in the interest of science and tablet-pc-dom, I'm presenting it HERE for your reading enjoyment..
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